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12:35 PM Mar. 18, 2008 -
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Get a glimpse into life far into the future, in the year 2056...
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formally known as California.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2058.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise are the keys to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
jewmango purchases Facebook for 942 Billion Dollars.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2057.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped!
Florida voters still don't know how to use a voting machine
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2:18 PM Mar. 2, 2008 -
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Practice makes a man perfect... - But nobody's perfect..... . So why practice?
Money is not everything. - There's MasterCard & Visa.
One should love animals. - They are so tasty .
Save water. - Shower with your girl friend.
Love thy neighbour. - But don't get caught.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Every man should marry. - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.
Success is a relative term. - It brings so many relatives.
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
Love is photogenic - It needs darkness to develop
Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children
"Your future depends on your dreams" - So go to sleep
There should be a better way to start a day - Than waking up every morning
"Hard work never killed anybody" - But why take the risk !
"Work fascinates me" - I can look at it for hours!
God made relatives; - Thank God we can choose our friends.
When two's company, - three's the result!
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know - So... Why learn.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say........
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11:30 AM Mar. 2, 2008 -
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Some funny photos involving parents and children.
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5:29 AM Feb. 28, 2008 -
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Height of the Eiffel Tower varies by as much as six inches, depending on the temperature.
A mosquito has 47 teeth.
The total weight of all insects on Earth is twelve times greater than the weight of all people.
Robots in Japan pay union dues.
American media mogul Ted Turner owns 1.5 percent of New Mexico.
The shrimp's heart is in its head.
In the Arctic, the sun sometimes appears to be square.
Students at U.S. colleges and universities read about 60,000 pages in four years.
Because they are on opposite sides of the San Andreas fault, Los Angeles and San Francisco become 2.5 inches closer together each year.
It took engineers 22 years to design the zipper.
as of 2008 Yakov is the most Popular member on Jewmango.com
There is enough stone in the Great Wall of China to build an eight-foot wall circling the globe at the equator
Human bones can withstand stresses of twenty-four thousand pounds per square inch.
The bacteria found on human skin is roughly the numerical equivalent of all the humans on Earth.
There are over 3 million lakes in Alaska. The largest, Lake Iliamna, is the size of Connecticut.
Up to three thousand species of trees have been cataloged in one square mile of the Amazon jungle.
The candlefish is so oily that it once was burned for fuel.
A cockroach can live for several weeks without its head.
When North America was first settled, beavers there grew to the size of bears. Worldwide, about 40 square miles of land are transformed into desert each day.
The brightest star in the sky, Sirius, gives out twenty-six times as much light as the Sun.
Prior to World War II, when guards were posted at the fence, anyone could wander right up to the front door of the U.S. President's residence, the White House.
To keep from being separated while sleeping, sea otters tie themselves together with kelp, often drifting miles out to sea during the night.
The oldest national flag still in existence, that of Denmark, dates back to the 13th century.
Mailing an entire building has been illegal in the U.S. since 1916 when a man mailed a 40,000-ton brick house across Utah to avoid high freight rates.
Mosquitoes are attracted to blue more than any other color.
Mosquitoes have killed more people than have all the world's wars combined.
In 1859 twenty-four rabbits were released in Australia. Within six years the population grew to two million. Elephants have been known to remain standing after they die.
The ashes of the metal magnesium are heavier than magnesium itself.
The telephone was 51 years old before one was installed on the desk of the President of the United States.
All office-seekers in the Roman empire were obliged to wear a certain white toga for a period of one year before the election.
Uranus is the only planet that rotates on its side.
In 1936, American track star Jesse Owens beat a race horse over a 100-yard course. The horse was given a head start.
Due to its reclining S shape, the sun rises on the Pacific Coast and sets on the Atlantic Coast in the Isthmus of Panama.
Jewmango is currently the coolest Jewish Social Network in the world
When tea was first introduced in the American colonies, many people not knowing what to do with the stuff-served the tea leaves with sugar or syrup and threw away the water they had been boiled in.
The temperature in eastern Siberia can get so cold that the moisture in a person's breath can freeze in the air and fall to the ground.
Worldwide, there are more statues of Joan of Arc than of anone else. France alone has about 40,000 of them. Leonardo da Vinci spent twelve years painting the Mona Lisa's lips.
During 18th-century France, visitors to the royal palace in Versailles were allowed to stand in a roped-off section of the main dining room and watch the king and queen eat. A lifetime supply of all the vitamins you need weighs only about eight ounces.
Just a moderate sunburn can cause such damage to the blood vessels that it takes three to ten months for them to return to their normal condition.
Each day is 0.00000002 seconds longer than the one before because the Earth is gradually slowing down.
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5:25 AM Feb. 28, 2008 -
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Some very funny pictures i found on worth1000. There are some amazing photoshop artists out there! This is purely amazin photoshop work! And it's damn funny too! The Things you can do with PhotoShop these days is amazing, And the cool thing is tha anyone can do it/ All you gotta do is figure out how to use Adobe Photoshop CS3 and presto!
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